I came accross something I found to be rather amusing and astonishing:
The Perfect Preacher
He condemns sin, but never hurts anyone's feelings.
His sermons are “right on” for the other person, who really needs to hear that,and never longer than 20 minutes.
He works from 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 p. m. in every kind of church task,from preaching to janitor.
He makes $250.00 a week, wears good clothes, buys good books, has a nice family,drives a good car, and gives $75.00 a week to the church.
He smiles all the time with a straight face because he has a sense of humor that keeps him seriously dedicated to his work.
He makes 15 calls a day visiting church members, spends all his timeevangelizing the unchurched, and is never out of his office.
He has a burning desire to work with teenagers,and spends all his time with older folks.
He and his family attend all church functions and smile,while members pick and choose what they attend.
He leads the council and congregation with visionand always lets the members have their way.
- Author Unknown
6 comments:
Great post, Thanks for sharing. Hope you have a great and blessed New Year!!
Hey Kraig send that Pastor to Galilee.......I would love to meet this guy in the flesh....lol....
Tony R.
Happy New Year Buddy....
Praying for your ministry.
Hey Kraig send that Pastor to Galilee.......I would love to meet this guy in the flesh....lol....
Tony R.
Happy New Year Buddy....
Praying for your ministry.
LOL. Kraig this was a great post!! When the Pastor get's done at Galilee, send that Pastor to BBC!!
After he is finished at BBC send him to SJFBC. He can even bring his wife.
Happy New Year! Love you.
lol...Kraig you are too funny. Man I have not even clicked on that...it is probably a virus but I don't know how to delete it. Do you know how to delete them?
Let me know so I can remove it.
Tony R.
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